Dear Readers,
Wow I have to go through these things faster, it has been more than a month and I’m only on Day 2!!!
Okay so Andrea and I had halloween in Shibiya. It was her first non-celebratory Halloween, and it was my first halloween ‘going-out’ in 2 years. Funny thing is, I’ve only celebrated halloween 4 times, and 3 of them have been with Andrea! I was Mulan, the next year I was a hobo, then in Singapore I was a doll, and this year I was a tourist who forgot her costume. haha. yay.
Damn, Shibiya (Shh BOO YAH!) is such a joke to get around. For people from HK, imagine Lan Kwai Fong x 5 and lanes going up and down, sideways and hills. It is completely mental, and everyone is lost! When Hiro was giving us a tour of Tokyo the previous night, he had no structured way of showing us the streets. We’d walk down a street, turn left, then turn another left, and then make a right, and so when he showed us this ultra happening club called WOMB I tried to make a mental bookmark of its location. But ultimately failed.
We did well to get to the intersection at Shibiya, where the famous Starbucks is located. (overrated to the max.) Went up some streets, and asked people for directions,
Andrea: Sumi Masen, Womb Doko desku?
Stacy: WOOOMB??? *hand moving in circle motion near my um…womb..*
haha, anyways, it is quite possible that many Japanese people hanging out in Shibiya don’t know that the club WOMB is named after…quite frankly, a womb.
So we walked up and down got lost for 45 minutes! Incredible! Totally killed our party mood. At one point, Andrea said, “Stacy, I think it is up this alley.” I look towards the right, and see a uphill alley lined with love hotels. WHAT?? Anyways, what the heck, we walk up, and I see this quite um..interesting looking woman, who speaks English! (hostess) and I do the song and dance, Sumimasen WOMB *hand motion* doko desku?
And she is replying to me, but not making much sense so I ask her again. Then Andrea tugs my sleeve, “Stacy let’s go..”
Turns out, Andrea says that while I was asking her “WOMB???” she replied…
High-Hostess lady: “What? why do you want to go to womb..when you can come upstairs and have some cocaine…”
WHAT!! I didn’t hear that at all! But Andrea swears by it. hahah, aie my encounter with a druggie. First and hopefully last.
We decided to ask a bunch of friendly looking girls, in colourful costumes for directions. And they said they were lost too but we could join them if they want. I’m not sure if they were being courteous, or whether they really meant it, but they were GOD SENT so maybe I was suppose to say, “Oh thanks so much, but we can manage” but I right away said, “Yes please!!!”
We walked another 15 minutes with them and they said that they knew someone who knew how to get to womb, so we walked BACK to the subway station to meet their bunch of friends. Got lost again. But it was fun all the same, talking to new them, they were all teachers.
Our new found friends in Shibiya.
One of their friends (Raj) was dressed up in a blue ultra man costume ( i later found out he was suppose to be the Blue Power Ranger) and along the streets we passed by another Ultraman kinda guy, and that Ultraman guy pointed at him, and they started to joke around and fight! hahah it was so funny! I wish i filmed it.
We went to a club called Pure and it was quite the skanky joint. I walked in and thought…omg…I’m clubbing in ATTICA TWO!!! (for Singaporeans who know Attica, you can repeat with me…>EW!!!) It was hot and sweaty and there were so many angmo/gaijin/foreigners there, and there was a strip pole on the stage where some amazingly athletic japanese girl showed off her moves and men are standing right in front of her gawking.
Look at the crowd..
Andrea and I at first got a drink (took ages) then we went to hide in a well ventilated sit down area. And we got to sit on stools, then this american black guy called Mike came up to us and said,
Mike: Hey, can I ask for your help, I have a friend who has a problem…
Stacy: No way, Neil Strauss’ The GAME?? you can’t be serious, you don’t need to –
Mike: So my friend has a girlfriend, and he just found out she kissed another guy what do you think..
Andrea: I think..lalalalala gives her opinion
I nudged Andrea and I’m like, ANDREA HES SO USING THE LINES FROM THE GAME!!!
Mike: I think so too, but it depends you know, there are many different levels of kissing…
Stacy: *faints*
I mean yes it was an entertaining book, but I can’t believe I actually met someone who followed what Neil Strauss wrote to the T!! Exactly! like opening line, then move on to the different degrees of kissing… I wonder if a lot of americans use these new pick up lines/dialogue.
And when Mike left us, Andrea and I were sitting on the stools, and this HUGE CREEPY looking guy – white guy, around…5’10…fat…messy dirty hair…bright orange plain T-shirt…he sat BEHIND us (because it was a round table kinda thing) and kept on staring at us in hopes to make conversation, and when we ignored him, he started to KICK MY CHAIR. omg, so ghetto! what was he thinking? SCARY!
Andrea and I found back our group of new found friends and danced a bit. I have to admit, the music was really good! But the men were quite aggressive, maybe I’m too used to the very pathetic Bangkok crowd – where at the end of the night they ask their friend to pass you a paper with their number *yawn*
Look at his SWEAT! Eee!!
Anyhoo, the cover charge was 2,500 Yen for entrance plus a cup that you could constantly refill. Which, in retrospect is a very good deal, but the QUEUE to actually get drinks is CRAZY! hot, sticky and the bartender was so generous and gave me 1 teaspoon of Vodka in my cranberry vodka. Lovely!
So, our bartender was the grossest thing ever. He was wearing some black panties, I mean, black-tighties or a speedo or a leather triangle thing. I didn’t stare so I don’t know the details, but he was SWEATING, and all the bottle nozzles were lined at the counter, and when he took orders, he would LEAN over, and you could see his tummy touch the nozzles. *gag*
When we were getting our drinks, another gross guy was screaming in Andrea’s ear. that man-magnet. 😛
I noticed that there was less of a crowd (it was late) so I went outside to see if we could put my HUGE PURSE in a locker, but couldn’t so we just sat on the stairs and chatted. And next to us was a guy dressed as a garbage can. Hah. correction, he was actually a keg, but he really looked like a bin.
Then two guys started to talk to us, and one guy’s name was Andre, and as Andrea’s name is..Andrea.. he was like, WOAH MY NAME IS ANDRE!!! haha, wow, fabulous. Anyways, I got to chat to the nicer guy – his friend Jason -for a while, and poor Andrea had to speak to her name-twin Andre. Lucky me!
Jason asked me to guess his profession, and I guessed everything but military, i don’t know, it didn’t hit me. Then..
Jason: I’m an officer
Stacy: Ah..
Jason: Do you know what that means/is? (forgot the exact wording)
Stacy: Yup….
DON’T I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. sigh..
Probably the weirdest thing that happened during my conversation with Jason, is that when I told him we went to Tsukiji Fish market, he immediately picked up my hand and SMELT IT. WEEEIRD! by the time he put my hand down I was just standing there with my mouth open like “what just happened?” argh, thank goodness I just finished using my hand sanitizer, at least I hope my hand didn’t smell bad. But anyways, it was incredibly weird, men have taken my hand to kiss it, but to whiff it? That has to be noted in the books. Duly noted.
Andrea and I left the club and headed home, but instead of taking a cab, we WALKED BACK TO THE HOTEL. SO GHETTO! I have no idea what I was thinking! I remember my ‘brother’ in Singapore, Manoj, he told me of the time when he was in Paris ….he and his friend slept in a telephone booth. Maybe I was going for a crazy adventure like that. It was crazy, it took us 45 minutes to walk back to the hotel.
I can see it now, Andrea telling her kids, “Do you know your Aunt Stacy made me walk back to our hotel in Tokyo at 4 am in the morning??”
Miss you Andrea!,
Stacy
For photos: http://picasaweb.google.com/skmkh2002/FabulousJapan2008